She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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