but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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