Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
