and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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