ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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