Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Everything about him screamed your future.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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