He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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