I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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