32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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