I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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