just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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