Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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