Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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