it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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