therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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