Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize