her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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