Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
But theres a keg here and me gusta
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Terrible idea I love it
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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