You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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