So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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