Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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