Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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