did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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