wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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