Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
operation have a gay friend backfired
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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