doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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