Porn is love you can see.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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