TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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