they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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