Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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