You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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