ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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