I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
two words...techno handjob
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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