dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I wish i was in the wii world.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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