Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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