just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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