We won't sleep together?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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