Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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