i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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