whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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