Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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