plz talk dirty to me
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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