Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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