Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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