I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
