when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
