I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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