I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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