Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
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