he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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