I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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