but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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