i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
