what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
