Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
